Thursday, December 2, 2010

Petition for Standardized Response & Survival Guidelines for Zombie Outbreaks

As part of the Z.O.M.B.I.E. Society's lobbying efforts, we are currently collecting petition signatures to be sent to governments around the world. We are calling on these governments to adopt specific, standardized response guidelines & survival information for both military/police response in the event of an outbreak, as well as guides for individuals & families concerning outbreak preparation and survival.

We appreciate your participation. To sign the petition, please visit:

http://bit.ly/fuA91E

Please also take a moment to spread the word to your friends and family by using the social network links below.

Thank you for your continued support!

The Z.O.M.B.I.E. Society
zombiesociety@rocketmail.com

Monday, November 29, 2010

SPECIAL ALERT: Zombies in Iraq?

Formerly classified State Department documents recently released by WikiLeaks hint at previously unknown experiments by Saddam Hussein on his own people with a substance known only as "Compound S".

A pre-war era intelligence report indicates that the deposed dictator attempted to use what is believed to be the solanum virus to infect citizens of his country, in an attempt to build an Iraqi army of zombies. No documents show proof of the success of the experiments, and both the United States and current Iraqi government are downplaying reports that "Compound S" was the solanum virus, claiming it was nothing more than a concentrated mustard gas that may have caused prolonged muscle spazms in victims.

Numerous reports have surfaced during the US-led occupation of Iraq that suggest the discovery of mass "zombie graves" throughout the war torn country by coalition forces. The exact number of these graves remains a mystery, however, it is estimated that ten graves, each containing thousands of corpses, were found in and around Hussein's Baghdad facilities alone. In each case, the graves consisted of two separate sections, one containing the headless bodies of victims and the other containing the victim's heads which show evidence of bullet wounds and, in some cases, blunt force trauma.

Research conducted by the Z.O.M.B.I.E. Society Outbreak Investigations Division (OID) has revealed that the graves were not all filled at one time, either. Each grave was used over a period of time, with anywhere from ten to fifty corpses being dumped at a time, over a period of 3 - 5 years. According to evidence collected by OID, two of the graves show signs of being in use right up until the US led invasion of Iraq in 2003.

At present, OID Investigators are trying to determine whether or not the Solanum virus was present in the remains of these mass graves, however, both the US military and Iraqi government are blocking efforts to do so. To date, access is denied to the remains by anyone other than military personnel with top security clearances. In some cases, it has been reported that the remains from as many as five of these graves have been incinerated after identification, and the ashes returned to family where possible.

All attempts at securing or testing the ashes of cremated victims has been met with hostility from government officials to the families themselves.

Saturday, November 27, 2010

The Z.O.M.B.I.E. Society on Facebook & Twitter

The Z.O.M.B.I.E. Society is always looking for input from the general public. We can now be found on Facebook & Twitter. Join us in the search for answers.

Facebook: http://on.fb.me/fZg8ay

Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/zombiesociety

Friday, November 26, 2010

The Z.O.M.B.I.E. Society

The Zombie Outbreak Monitoring Bureau of Information & Enrichment (Z.O.M.B.I.E.) Society is a privately funded, worldwide organization dedicated to collecting, researching and educating the general public about Zombie outbreaks around the world.
Our projects include:


* Research & Development

At our state of the art research facilities, the Nation's leading geneticists & scientists are working together to develop a viable vaccine to stop the spread of zombie infestation.

Until a vaccine is developed, our scientists and former military weapons experts work to develop safe, humane weapons that will lead to instant eradication.

* Education & Outreach

The Z.O.M.B.I.E. Society's Education & Outreach division seeks to provide citizens from all walks of life with timely, informative news, commentary & education in the prevention, identification and eradication of outbreaks in their communities. To accomplish this goal, we provide a wide variety of information to educational facilities, political entities, civic organizations & individuals. At present, we are in the process of developing pamphlets, guides, and other educational materials to combat the zombies' strongest ally: ignorance. In addition, The Z.O.M.B.I.E. Society hold an annual conference in various locations throughout the world where the world's leading minds can come together in an open environment to stop the spread of zombie infestation once and for all.

* Lobbying

The security of any Nation affected by zombie infestation is important. Therefore, The Z.O.M.B.I.E. Society lobbys governments around the world to adopt specific standards & response guidelines for infestations of any classification. In many cases, federal, state & local governments, whether intentional or not, promote the spread of infestations through coverups and outright denials of zombie outbreaks. We believe the best way to combat this is through official recognition of the potential for infestation, and education of our leaders in Washington DC and around the world. At present, efforts are also underway to develop an emergency response standard in conjunction with the US Department of Homeland Security. We also seek to secure such a standard with the United Nations Security Council.